During a commercial break of MSG’s Knicks broadcast last night, a Budweiser ad came on. You’ve probably seen it—the one where patrons drinking at the bar are participating in a word association that finishes with the guy saying, “My cute neighbor Sarah.”
Well, it got me thinking. If I were to survey random NBA fans and ask them to describe Carmelo Anthony in as few words as possible, what would they say?
The answer to that question could be particularly biased depending on whether or not you’re an Anthony endorser, but even given the propensity for partiality, there are essentially two statements on entirely opposite sides of the spectrum that would dominate the replies:





